AW, SOCKS 2
Best Christmas present ever.
'not xmas card' from my mum
Dog that looks like my mum
Christmas apple
Other real good christmas present.
DEAR JULIAN ASSANGE PART 4
Dear Julian Assange,
You are a terrible public speaker. You say "ah" way too much, not that I would be any better. I guess it's just not your thing. Can I come have Christmas with you in your friend's georgian mansion? My house is georgain you know. Should I spell that with a capital 'g'?
Also, you look like a vampire. Maybe it was actually Eric Northman that raped those ladies? He is Swedish after all.
From Susan
You are a terrible public speaker. You say "ah" way too much, not that I would be any better. I guess it's just not your thing. Can I come have Christmas with you in your friend's georgian mansion? My house is georgain you know. Should I spell that with a capital 'g'?
Also, you look like a vampire. Maybe it was actually Eric Northman that raped those ladies? He is Swedish after all.
From Susan
DEAR JULIAN ASSANGE PART 3
Dear Julian Assange,
I hope prison isn't too bad. It's nice you don't have to share a room. I am a very fussy sleeper, and I cannot stand snoring, or even breathing in the same room as me.
Anyway, I am just writing to let you know that they closed the door between my house and the off license permanently (they put a shelf across it!), so now you have to go outside to get to the shop. It's so shit.
From Susan
I hope prison isn't too bad. It's nice you don't have to share a room. I am a very fussy sleeper, and I cannot stand snoring, or even breathing in the same room as me.
Anyway, I am just writing to let you know that they closed the door between my house and the off license permanently (they put a shelf across it!), so now you have to go outside to get to the shop. It's so shit.
From Susan
MY NEW GERANIUM IS ABOUT TO FLOWER!
And I had a creme egg, even though it's not even nearly easter.
ps. Julian, they sell them at the shop downstairs. You don't even have to leave the house. 60p. I can buy you one since they froze your bank acct.
ENORMOUS MERINGUE
I felt so sick.
Maggie ate all of her meringue, and then she ate some of mine.
Then I died and someone put a book on my head so they didn't have to look at it.
DEAR JULIAN ASSANGE PART 2
Dear Julian Assange,
I made this picture for you on photoshop. It is your face on the body of a painting by John Currin of his wife. It's called 'Rachel in Fur'. It's my favourite painting. The version of photoshop i used to do this was an illegal downloaded version. I hope you are impressed.
From Susan
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